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"Today, we're going to talk one of the biggest scams of all time - real estate," John stated grandly as class got started. "It's a fucking swindle in most countries even when done above the board, which means it's ridiculously easy to do it even when you haven't got a cigarette to sell."

"George Parker was one of the most audacious con men in American history. He made his living selling New York's public landmarks to unwary tourists. His favorite object for sale was the Brooklyn Bridge, which he sold twice a week for years. He convinced his marks that they could make a fortune by controlling access to the roadway. More than once police had to roust naive buyers from the bridge as they tried to erect toll barriers. Other public landmarks he sold included the original Madison Square Garden, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Grant's Tomb and the Statue of Liberty."

"Now, George had many different methods for making his sales. When he sold Grant's Tomb, he would often pose as the general's grandson. He even set up a fake 'office' to handle his real estate swindles. He produced impressive forged documents as evidence to suggest that he was the legal owner of whatever property he was selling. He also successfully sold several successful shows and plays, of which he had no legal ownership."

"Parker was convicted of fraud three times. After his third conviction on December 17, 1928 he was sentenced to a life term at Sing Sing Prison by a Judge McLaughlin in the Kings County Court and he spent the last eight years of his life there incarcerated."

"Mithilesh Kumar Srivastava, better known as Natwarlal, was a noted Indian con man known for having repeatedly "sold" the Taj Mahal, the Red Fort, and the Rashtrapati Bhavan and also the Parliament House of India along with its 545 sitting members. Now that takes talent," John sighed, envious. "By profession he was a lawyer before he turned into a conman, which you could say are the same thing."

"He used more than 50 aliases, was a master of disguises and used novel ideas to cheat and was master in forging signatures of famous personalities. He is also said to have cheated number of industrialists including Birlas and Dhirubhai Ambani taking from them huge money in cash, posing as social worker or needy person. Also he had duped many shop-owners with lakhs of rupees, paying them by cheque and demand drafts, which were later found to be forged."

"Natwarlal was arrested several times, but was last seen by authorities on June 24, 1996; when the wheelchair-using octogenarian vanished while being transported from prison to a hospital for treatment. He disappeared at New Delhi railway station, when he was being taken to AIIMS, under police escort from Kanpur jail for treatment, after which he was never seen by anyone. He was 84 years of age at that time. In 2009, his lawyer requested that 100 charges pending against Natwarlal be dropped claiming that Natwarlal died on July 25; however, Natwarlal's brother, Ganga Prasad Srivastava, subsequently claimed to have cremated him in 1996. No one knows which claim is true."

"So here's your assignment. Pick a landmark from the island, then try to sell it to your classmates. Let's see what you can come up with."
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Duke had promised Lucifer he'd build them a cabana on the beach. Duke had renovated the Cape Rouge on his own, and had no doubts of his ability to build something that didn't even have to float.

Duke was learning that boat interiors and land exteriors did not actually share all that much in common.

Currently, he was looking concerned at the pile of lumber he'd ordered. He had tools and hardware, he had wood, he just didn't have any idea how to put them together just yet.

"C'mon, YouTube," he said, staring at his phone. "Help me out here."

[for the two who are here with him, if they wanna]

Pick Your Poison, Wednesday

Mar. 18th, 2026 01:18 am
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His family had sent a new batch of magical makeup and self-care items, which meant that Adrian was setting up displays around the store. He claimed a few in the name of tester bottles, and was having fun trying to guess the components without looking at the list.

"Hmm...white musk, I think. With a bit of...sandalwood. Vanilla definitely. Warm honey, too. Oooh, this one--ylang-ylang! And jasmine!"

Nerd.

Fandom Library, Wednesday, March 18th

Mar. 18th, 2026 01:11 am
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Oh it was definitely springtime. Books about flowers and gardens were all over the library today, angled to show off their illustrations to best advantage. There were several papercraft books out, too, creating lovely origami flowers to decorate the library with.

Sometimes they were a little overzealous and other books needed to be rescued from being folded into a bouquet of paper roses, but Arden managed to grab a bunch of paper from the printer instead.

Uh. Hope nobody was planning on printing anything today.

Fandom Radio, Wednesday 3/18

Mar. 17th, 2026 10:31 pm
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Good morning. The notes are much shorter this week than last.

*chittering*

No I don’t think leprechauns have anything to do with it. I think you had too much green rum and forgot to spy on everyone.

So. At the school there was corned beef and cabbage in Raiden’s Feeding Yourself 101 and soda bread. Which isn’t anything to do with soda that you drink but is delicious.

We have a note from the dorms and the porg is dancing around the station right now. Caleb was in his room, learning about an author and apparently none of what he learned was good.

And then we have just two notes from the town. Sairis did not sit in the chair that eats people at the Infinite Consortium even though he was tired. Good. And finally at Caritas Kitty had to deal with every drink being green and apparently this was not Tino’s fault, as she told me when I came in for a drink.

*chittering*

Yes I very much regret the drink.

That’s all I have for today from yesterday.

Infinite Consortium, Tuesday

Mar. 17th, 2026 08:51 pm
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Sairis hadn't slept well last night, so he was yawning a bit today. He eyed the chair, sitting there looking innocent and plush.

"Not a chance. I'm still not that stupid."

He set about dusting and straightening things to keep himself awake.

Room 223, Tuesday Afternoon

Mar. 17th, 2026 03:44 pm
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The Devil's Cradle tended to get a lot of secondhand books and magazines, and a certain regular contributor to Uncanny and the like had been the subject of some discussion among those who enjoyed that genre.

So Caleb had an inkling of how problematic the man was, but Arden's radio broadcast had him morbidly curious.

He did a quick search on his phone.

"Oh for-"

Swearing wasn't exactly encouraged in his upbringing but this came dang close to getting an f-bomb out of him.
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Raiden was, of course, wearing green today, because he didn't like being pinched. "Happy St. Patrick's Day!" he greeted his class. "For those of you who might not know, St. Patrick's Day honors the patron saint of Ireland in the Catholic religion, but even those who aren't Catholic or Irish can celebrate, because who doesn't love a themed holiday with lots of drinking?

"In America, with its large Irish immigrant population, the traditional foods of St. Patrick's Day include beer, green beer, corned beef and cabbage, and Irish soda bread. I figure you can all put green food coloring in beer on your own time, so let's learn to make the others. Corned beef and cabbage is great to put in your slow cooker: you're basically going to throw everything in and forget it all day, then enjoy a delicious dinner. Let's cut up some vegetables!" Once that was done, Raiden moved on to, "Yes, we're making bread today. It's soda bread, which means it's a quick bread! You don't have to wait around on yeast! So follow along with me as we make the recipe, and I promise we'll get there.

"And there you have it! A delicious Irish-American feast really isn't that hard, and what you do to your beer is between you and your God. Any questions?"

Caritas- Tuesday

Mar. 17th, 2026 09:22 am
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Working on St. Patrick's Day meant green. Everything was green, at least when it came to the drinks. Beer was green. Bottles of liquor were full of green liquid. At first Kitty had thought it was maybe Tino hijinks, but she didn't actually think he'd have put this much effort in, so it must be a Fandom thing.

SPECIALS
Green.



[Open!]

Fandom Radio, Tuesday, March 17th

Mar. 17th, 2026 10:00 am
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What up, Fandom? It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, wishing a Happy St. Patrick's Day for those who celebrate and also patience and fortitude to anybody who owns or works at a bar tonight.

As for yesterday, things were quiet - possibly resting up for today? - which means a nice, easy day for notes for me! School saw people trying to pop balloons in Tasks, the Dorms saw nothing at all, probably because the squirrels were all prepping their livers for today, and Town did have a little hustle and bustle. Mayor Faden visited Sergeant Barnes to wish him a happy birthday. Happy belated birthday, sir! Dr. Isley was checking on the plants at Pick Your Poison and saw that they were all doing well, and Caleb was chatting with the vet about certain really, really racist authors at Furnado. Because we do talk about the orangutan and we do talk about what he named his cat, thank you very much. Professor Vess was playing with her cat at the Infinite Consortium and I can hear you snickering, squirrels, and I'm not the one you have to worry about melting you into goo or whatever, so keep laughing. And, at the Clinic, Professor James got a crababiner and...yeah, I've got nothing for that.

So yeah, that's it for the notes and that's it for ya girl, Arden Finch, so I'll talk at you next week, island. And until then, feel free to rock out with the Dropkick Murphys and Rocky Road to Dublin. Bye!

Fandom Clinic, Monday 3/16

Mar. 16th, 2026 04:55 pm
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Stark had coffees and cupcakes with him today when he arrived at the clinic. He'd baked yesterday just because he'd needed something to do.

"Here, take one of these!" A nurse said, handing him an item as.soon as he had a hand free.

"What is it?" Stark asked.

"It's a crababiner. Obviously."

"Obviously," Stark echoed, looking at the crab's tank curiously.

The clinic was open, the crab was maybe responsible for some odd accessories, and the alien was in

Tasks!- Monday- 3rd period

Mar. 16th, 2026 11:57 am
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When the students got to their personal simulations today, they were outdoors, with a red balloon hanging from an arch a distance away. There was a red velvet rope to stand behind, and next to it, a Kitty standing with a table full of supplies and a task.

Pop the balloon. You must stay behind the rope at all times. You may not move the rope. You may buy the tools you need with time. You must not use powers. Fastest wins. Your time starts when Kitty has shown you all the tools in her tool shop.

Infinite Consortium, Monday

Mar. 16th, 2026 11:37 am
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Liliana was extravagant, everybody knew that. Which was why she thought absolutely nothing of having her steward bring Josu from the mansion down to the shop because she wanted some kitty cuddle times. If anything, it was a much shorter distance than to her office in the school, which was usually where he ended up bringing her cat.

Neither cat nor mistress seemed particularly fussed either way, Liliana sending that day's shipment of thopters zooming through the air for Josu to try to catch.
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The vet had discovered that Caleb was from the 1930's and as Caleb accompanied them on their rounds they'd been picking his brain. That had evolved into a conversation about pop culture and a specific author had come up.

"Well the problem I've noticed, one of 'em," Caleb said, grunting to lift the current patient onto the examination table, "anyway, is that the feller was writin' about things so alien as to drive men mad or what have you...

"you're doin' fine buddy you're okay" he soothed the dog,

"But he was so small minded that his notion of that was-"

The dog let out a yelp when they saw the nail clipper.

"Right? See this gal knows what I'm talkin' about."

Pick Your Poison, Monday

Mar. 16th, 2026 08:20 am
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The swamp was waking up. And with all that life, returning, it was sapping most of Pam's energy - so much so that she'd only been in and out over the past few weeks.

But she did hold a responsibility, at least to the plants inside the shop and in the little garden, so. This Monday, tired and blinking away a night of just a few hours of sleep, she made it back to her shop with bag of fertilizer in hand.

Did she think Adrian would let anything die? Of course not. It was the principle of the matter.

"I see the climbing plants are doing just fine," she murmured to herself as she unlocked the front door and went in.

[[ open! ]]

Outside MCA #-4, Monday Morning

Mar. 16th, 2026 08:16 am
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Someone had been doing some routine check-up in the records department - it was in the basement, it qualified as a department - and someone had found out that someone else may not have shared some crucial information about dates.

Specifically, his birthday.

If only I'd checked a week earlier, I could've made it in time.

Still. The best time to do this might have been last week, but the second-best time was now. And so Jesse showed up on Bucky's doorstep with a gift-wrapped package under a shoulder and a strawberry plant in a little pot with artificial light in her other hand.

She knocked.

[[ for that guy ]]

Fandom Museum, Sunday March 15

Mar. 15th, 2026 08:19 am
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Gregorith was grateful for the bluetooth thingee as he set up this morning.

"I'm so glad you like it, Sir."

*Cthulhu Noises*

"I did? Excellent, thank you! And congratulations, your latest spawn are adorable by the way."

*Cthulhu cooing delightedly*

*beep*beep*

"Oh, sir I've got another call I gotta go. Say hi to Dagon for me, okay, bye."

"Busy day for my phone, Bel what's up? I am at work so I may have to hang up on you dramatically."

[Museum and the post are open, he'll likely be off the phone by the time you need to talk to him.]
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Happy Saturday!

I'm going to be doing a little maintenance today. It will likely cause a tiny interruption of service (specifically for www.dreamwidth.org) on the order of 2-3 minutes while some settings propagate. If you're on a journal page, that should still work throughout!

If it doesn't work, the rollback plan is pretty quick, I'm just toggling a setting on how traffic gets to the site. I'll update this post if something goes wrong, but don't anticipate any interruption to be longer than 10 minutes even in a rollback situation.

Fandom Radio, Saturday, March 14

Mar. 14th, 2026 12:33 pm
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Good morning, everyone! It's time for all the news the squirrels saw fit to report! I do hope they did well yesterday. Make this worth getting out of bed for, please. I wanted to sleep in.

At the school, Overcoming Obstacles was tasked with bathing Mr. Stark and Mr. Rogers's dogs, Combat 101 was introduced to the hammer, and Cupcakes of the World(s) watched an educational programme. In the town, Dr. Quinn worked on a window display at Needful Things, whilst at Miss Skywalker's warehouse, she and Dean Skywalker worked with a...holocron, whatever that is, and I'm sure I have pronounced it wrong. Additionally, Mr. Dooley visited Galactica Point, and thus end my notes, so I shall be off for a cup of tea. Farewell until next week, dear listeners!

Thuringia, Germany - Friday Evening

Mar. 13th, 2026 06:59 pm
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So, the fifth wedding anniversary gift was wood. And Tony was Tony, so that was a bit of a struggle for him. That was, until he got an idea. Yes, the sort of idea that would have Pepper popping some antacids, but still.

They had the chalet and that was all well and good, but this was a special occasion!

So, he bought a castle.

For Steve. Without warning him ahead of time as he swept Steve off island to celebrate their big day with promises of a surprise.

"They did mention that we could dig a moat if we really wanted the castle vibes."

Sorry, Steve.

[for the husband]

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